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Jeeto went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life.
The psychiatrist asked her many questions, but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems.
Finally he asked, “Do you ever watch your husband, Santa’s face while you’re having sex?”
“Well, yes, I did once.”
“Well, how did he look?”
“Very angry.”
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, “Well Jeeto, that’s very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband’s face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual; how did it occur that you saw his face that time?”
“He was looking through the window at us.”
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Winking!!! Banta went in for an interview for a job as a sales man. The interview went quite well, but the trouble was that he kept winking.
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